The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 17, 2009

Unicorn Bee

An amazing magical person who lights up your day! They will be there thru everything but then again are dumb and will do literally anything you ask without thinking.

She is a unicorn bee

by Curious Alien June 12, 2022

unicorned

Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.

Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!

by OhGee October 17, 2012

Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night

I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved

by Unicorn fisting God July 16, 2016

Smiling Unicorn

When a girl has the guy shit directly into her mouth and gives you a blow job right after.

Cody: Hey Felix, my girl asked for a smiling unicorn and I was so excited. I was bloated all day! Felix: Thats awesome Cody!!

by Tigersex October 29, 2021

stunt unicorn

to stand in as a third part in a threesome-like one-off sexual situation.

My friend wanted to knock a threesome off their bucket list, so i offered to stunt unicorn for them.

by chelseydoeslove May 03, 2016

Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.

Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”

by Dus71n March 09, 2023