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Lake Washington High

A strangely modern shithole full of the finest menagerie of western high school America you have ever seen. 2000 students worth of goths, artsy kids, and… them (furries). The mascot is a shitty minimalist kangaroo, in an odd purple. Incessant and tacky branding everywhere… the only thing it’s got going for it is the fact that it’s almost decently funded.

With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.

All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.

Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?

Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history
Man: so where do you go to school little fella

Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep
by anonymous December 5, 2024
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Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.
My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am
by phillyp1 December 29, 2023
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Lakes

Yo this nigga got lakes!
by FLJitt December 14, 2024
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Crooked Lake Enema

When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.
Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night
by Anthony Vince September 10, 2023
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Lake girl

Someone who has sex in a lake usually with someone of the same sex
by SuccLord47181 May 13, 2017
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Lake

An idiot. Clueless, out of touch chav with no redeeming features.
''That Dave thinks he's cool - everyone I know thinks he's a f@qqing lake!''
''He fancies Sandra but she says he's a bit of a lake!''
by anonymous June 27, 2021
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Frozen Lake

Your frozen lake is the name for what you want the most in the world, and you want it... you want it so bad that you'll do anything to get it. And your heart takes over. But because of that... it destroys you in the end.
Kensi Blye : I'm standing on my frozen lake.
by Thegraduateess2022 January 16, 2022
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