“Did you hear Micah Hudson got hurt??”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAKE BELTON HIGH SCHOOL WILL NEVER BE THE SAME”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAKE BELTON HIGH SCHOOL WILL NEVER BE THE SAME”
by ihatemyself555 October 2, 2024
Get the Lake Belton High Schoolmug. This place is a cesspool, thanks to the people! I have never seen so many smokers in my life. And what do you do with the old cigarette butts and ashes in your car, why you dump them at the next red light, of course. I have lived here for almost 2 years and cannot believe the way locals treat there own city. I saw a post that talked about the "Proud" people of this area. Here's how proud they are of the land. Don't take your used motor oil to the auto store to be disposed of properly, do like my neighbor suggested and pour it along your fence line to kill the weeds.....Nice, very nice. This guy has lived here all his life. Maybe that’s why I won't drink the tap water. Ohh, the tap water, every 5 months there is a build up of a black goo around my toilet water and the faucet head. Looks great when you’re washing your hands and this goo comes off into your hands. I asked my neighbor about it and he said it was normal. One of my favorite things is the drive into work every morning over the I-210 Bridge and getting a whiff of that pungent refinery plant brew that continues to be pumped into the air.
Lake Charles, Louisiana. Mmmmmmmmmm, I love the smell of lung cancer in the morning. It's not one of those smells you associate with nature either. If you like the rain then Seattle ain't got nothing on this place. And if it's not raining then it’s humid and hot. Oh, that’s right I forgot. The weather is decent here from November to March, ooooh you get 5 months of cool weather. Oh did I mention this is a college town? Most people think of college towns being pedestrian friendly city's with all the college kids. Not so my friend, try to ride your bike anywhere and you get to join the flow of traffic as they proceed to honk and throw things at you because you’re in their way. I had one lady tell me most of the people she ever saw on bikes around here are usually homeless. Nice huh! Louisiana is called the "Sportsman’s Paradise" well if you consider fishing and hunting a sport then so be it. That’s all they do around here, shoot things and catch things in the polluted water. That's right I said polluted water. Have you seen the number of refineries around the water ways here? About a year ago one of the cargo ships with a load of oil spilled its contents into the water around the lake area where all those beautiful homes are built. 15,000-18,000 barrels of the good stuff. The EPA and coast guard ordered all recreational use of the water banned until the spill was cleaned up.
by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020
Get the Lake Charles, Louisianamug. A mud hole in orange city Florida where meth heads, fake rednecks, anyone who's willing to fuck their cousins, and everyone who escaped a clothes hanger abortion resides. Typically they can be found there at any time during the week due to the fact that none of them have jobs and they dispose of their new born children in the dumpster behind the Home Depot at the beginning of the main entrance. No vehicle in sight is worth over 4 thousand dollars and taking it in the mud to make sure you cannot get a job is a requirement. The shittiest truck with the most rebel flags is usually the tribe leader.
One time I ate out my cousin in the bed of a 2 wheel drive dodge Dakota when we got stuck in the middle of duck lake .
by Mrstealyogirl765 June 4, 2016
Get the duck lakemug. by DEEKAYYY May 4, 2018
Get the Lake laggingmug. by thisseatistaken March 4, 2023
Get the keg lakemug. Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard
by Darth_Hedgie May 12, 2024
Get the Lake Zurich High Schoolmug. A small, meth and heroine infested town, located in the heart of the Adirondacks. A self proclaimed “city” with a minuscule population of about 5,000, Saranac Lake is home to some of the biggest sore losers in the adirondack park. Going as far as burning monuments down when they lose a football game. You can find local kids at the tony park skate park they constantly talk up tossing needles around like candy. Saranac natives are famous for their smug demeanor and the ability to huff their own farts and love the smell, as their shit cannot stink. They usually never leave town as the outside world is too freighting, needing to stay in a sheltered environment is key for their success. It’s well known that Saranac laker’s, much like old royal families, tend to keep it in the family for “pure” bloodlines. If you are ever looking for some great crystal meth its the place to be.
Saranac lake local: hey do you want to go down to the skate park and shoot up?
Saranac lake local 2: Oh yeah man you got any spare needles? i used my last few at the carousel last night.
Saranac lake local 2: Oh yeah man you got any spare needles? i used my last few at the carousel last night.
by Keepingitreal69 October 9, 2021
Get the Saranac Lakemug.