dragon turtle

A kind hearted creature with extremely dark humor. If you come across a dragon turtle don’t take it to seriously when it insults you because then you might make it sad. Dragon turtles don’t like others being sad.

“The great dragon turtle was at that place again”

by YukineRose1405 November 17, 2020

dragon rim

A rimjob received after consuming Taco Bell

"Julia gave me a kick-ass dragon rim after we got our crunchwraps at Taco Bell."

by Datroachmynigga August 15, 2017

undead dragon

When someone accidently kills their mistress and they try to resuscitate her but during mouth to mouth she blows fire in said persons mouth. The person then usually continues to drag the fire breathing bitch outside and dumps her in a nearby park bin.

Todd: Christ Jim I heard Janice died?
Jim: Janice can get fucked because she was an undead dragon

by Chickenlotus October 21, 2017

dragon layer

when u and ur lover verticaly 69 hard for 1hour or more

wow that dragon layer last night was great!!

by looplooll June 11, 2016

Snack Dragon

A person that loves to snack and horde food like a dragon hordes treasure

Dude, That guy must be a snack dragon look at all those snacks.

by Luna Moonbeam January 26, 2019

Slay the Dragon

When a firefighter goes to put out a fire and successfully extinguishes it.

Engine 5 is off to slay the dragon

by Chugchug January 30, 2018

Dragons kiss

Having your ass eaten by someone who has eaten spicy food, hence causing a buring sensation in your anus.

My boy ate some hella spicy food last night and gave me a dragons kiss, I loved it!

by OY_VEY November 15, 2018