The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020
Get the Austinmug. 
by PeterisSmelly November 10, 2018
Get the Austin Roesnermug. by DreadWizard14 May 9, 2022
Get the Austinmug. by Mrgiggity8292 October 26, 2017
Get the Austin Crosbymug. A person who has glasses and gives away food. This person is a must person to hang out with even if they are not cool. This son of a bitch is a Giga chad to the point he will do anything for you.
by MakeSureToLike October 13, 2022
Get the Austin Cowlingmug. Austin is pretty cool when you hang around him but when he's alone he will probably be a box, very comfortable in his home. When you meet him you wonder if he is a vampire because he is so pale. Lady's will love him if she's the right one. They're usually born a natural doctor, Austin's are very funny people. They come out of the womb with a stethoscope in their left hand because they're right handed. If you go on a date with them they will talk your ear off about doctor things you don't understand. So don't date them- marry them! What cuties they are!
by Kyleeeeeeeee.is.awesome November 26, 2021
Get the Austinmug.