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Hassan let out an Asian Brown Cloud so dense and caustic at Ghengis Kahn that the police had to evacuate the entire block, and the restaurant repainted the interior before reopening.
by DonaldHParsons March 02, 2010
Also called "No dating asian policy", a rule followed by racist Asian women who worship white men that argues dating Asian men is weird because look like their brothers.
by Gumbald May 22, 2022
A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy
by Fetishguru January 18, 2017
A deeply integrated thought process in the minds of parents.
This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.
Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.
Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”
by Theveryniceguy April 08, 2022
To crash your car into the bedroom/lounge room of an unsuspecting victims house, in turn waking them up.
Man 1: hey, why did you drive your car through David's house? You drive like an asian.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.
by brown_nose_bobby July 02, 2019
this man is very "funny" and is a asian man.
he is not funny but always says he is
he also watches anime and says no i don't
he is not funny but always says he is
he also watches anime and says no i don't
wait is that a guy that thinks he's funny and is a asian man
wait does he watch anime
yes
argghhughjfg its a funny asian man
wait does he watch anime
yes
argghhughjfg its a funny asian man
by lucasisdiscordkitten November 27, 2022