It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph

You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

sooner rather than later

that means they don't really know anything about what you are asking , but they wanted to say something so they don't seem like they don't know what is going on

I was at the doctor waiting to see doctor due to covid-19 symptoms and when I asked the receptionist when I was gonna see the doctor the receptionist told me , sooner rather than later , I hope so cause I feel like I'm gonna die

by cookin dat chow December 29, 2020

Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.

Chad is doucher than a body wash.

by john stromboli January 3, 2021

dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)

“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”

by aaron phuas tight shirt January 9, 2021

Faster than a nun’s nugget

Really fast

My teeth are faster than a nun’s nugget

by Trunchbull1969 January 30, 2021

Charlie is Cuter Than Emilia

The official phrase police has deemed the phrase : “Charlie is cuter than Emilia” a fact. No questions asked.

Charlie is way cuter than Emilia.
Charlie is way hotter than Emilia.
Charlie is way more adorable than Emilia.
The definition of “Charlie is cuter than Emilia” : Charlie is way more attractive than Emilia.

by Official Phrase Police February 5, 2021