Kinder Egg Surprise

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead

Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !

by Sexmaster6979 March 06, 2023

San Diego Surprise

When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.

Jim's wife informed him and his friends that Jimmy junior is actually a San Diego Surprise

by Crawdad91 March 05, 2021

tator tot surprise

When you find a random tator tot in your french fries.

I love to have tator tot surprise at sonic!

by Tank5 January 03, 2016

Surprising Homosexual Content

also know as Homosexual Ambushing refers to the unexpected inclusion of same-sex scenes or LGBTQ+ themes in heterosexual-oriented television shows and films. This term highlights the element of surprise experienced by heterosexual viewers when they encounter such content without prior expectation.

Example 1:
I ain't feelin' that Surprising Homosexual Content in Power, dig? One second I'm watching some thug shit like, "Hell yeah get the bag!" and the next I'm like, "Wait, what the fuck just happened?"

Example 2:
Power's writers and directors be adding that Surprising Homosexual Content to shake things up, makin' niggas talk 'bout LGBTQ+ shit.

by 16Fo'sho July 29, 2023

down-town surprise

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and some of the shit comes off on your hand.

Jason had bad diarrhea, so when he wiped, he had a down-town surprise.

by Hail the Almighty BOB May 16, 2014

Cream-pie Surprise

The act of cumming inside of an ice cream before it has been served, resulting in a warm ooze in the inside of the ice cream.

Nathan's Ex ordered an ice cream so he gave her the Cream-pie Surprise.

by One Pump Whillip August 06, 2020

granny's apple surprise

when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet

grandma just left a granny's apple surprise

by Immaculate Ball Wrangler December 20, 2022