sucks uberly

Someone or something that extremely sucks, most commonly known as RUTH LEE

Person 1: wow, your test score is really bad
Person 2: No, it is worse than bad, it is Ruth Lee

by hehe :P May 22, 2003

suck face

someone who is making out/kissing their boyfriend/girlfriend

**sees betty kissing her boyfriend** "Oooh!! Betty is a suck face!!"

by C Mermaid December 13, 2008

humans suck

A commonly used teenage angst phrase.

Angsty teen: OMG, humans suck, but I am one! I must suck! Oh well, time to cut myself while listening to Linkin Park.

by Party Pooper July 12, 2004

Snag and Suck

Hilarious and politically incorrect euphemism for abortion.

"Did you hear about Sally? She got the ole' Snag and Suck last Tuesday."

by StarQueenBitch April 18, 2010

suck fingers

to suck on a guys dick with DSL's
while fingering your self and moaning

"Dude, last night i got to suck fingers with that slut Isabella"

by Emjayyhoe April 9, 2008

Suck Monkey

a vampire

Person 1 "Hey Jim see that guy over there?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "he's got to be a suck monkey"

by H1MS3LF April 4, 2009

sucks to be you

Also stated in the abbreviated form, STBY, this means your life or recent experience(s) are scraping the bottom of the barrel and no one would willingly trade lives with you.

The test results from the STD clinic said WHAT? Man...sucks to be you.

by enigma June 15, 2004