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birthday steal

A birthday steal is when you steal something/someone on your birthday. You could say it's your birthday year, and steal whatever the FUCK you wanT!!!!!
Bro: steals your fucking dog
Bro: WTF BRO!!?!?!?
Bro: Bro, don't worry!! That was my birthday steal
by AcornBerry December 26, 2022
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Impossible Stealth

Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:

A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.
In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 8, 2023
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Food Stealth

Stealthy food, as in it's sneaky.
"He is to be charged of food stealth, your honour."
by H. E. L. P. M. E John January 27, 2023
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Quiet Stealing

The common act of a company/ceo overexerting or forcing workers to work harder or go above and beyond for no additional pay raise or for miniscule "rewards" that do little to help the workers pay for their day to day expenses.
Everyone eroded on about how the "woke" would quiet quit despite never working a day in their lives, while the only reason was the bosses were quiet stealing in all their arrogance to line their pockets better while keeping their shareholders happy
by Shaggy Rogers February 2, 2023
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National stealing day

Omg it’s national stealing day let’s go to Walmart!
by Igeartboobs21 February 8, 2023
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Scent Stealer

One who sniffs really loudly, as if to steal the scent of the room.
Boy #1: *inhaling furiously*
Boy #2: Jesus Christ, just get a tissue you scent stealer.
by LilRezBoy April 5, 2023
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Smegma Stealer

An unknown entity who steals and collects the crusty smegma off cut/un-cut men while they are sleeping.
The Smegma Stealer stole my dick particles!
by Rionox April 20, 2023
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