major saskatchewan

The town of Major, Saskatchewan is a village in Canada. It's somewhat of a let down, but you can find the occasional party here. Be careful though, you'll probably leave with a crusty std and a bad taste in your mouth.

"Hey buddy! You wanna go to a party in Major Saskatchewan tonight?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Okay, just look out for the crying fat bitch."
"I learnt my lesson last time, never chlamydia again!"

by trashytrashbag May 22, 2018

Wakey Snack

Waking someone up by "eating" their genitals and/or anus.

My girlfriend wouldn't get up, so I gave her a wakey snack. Now the dishes are done.

by Ajent Oranje June 10, 2018

sneaky snack

Snacks you acquire in a secretive manner, hidden from others, that you save for later while you’re alone.

Karen, I found the sneaky snacks you hid in your pillow case.

by Sneakysnacks June 15, 2018

Doodle Snack

This word is used to refer to a snack that can be acquired really quickly and not waste any time on preparing it. It is quite flexible at times

*I crave some burritos but I don't have the time to go get one, I prefer a doodle snack

*gummies are my favorite doodle snack

by Keith Cunningham July 1, 2018

trap snack

when you’re in a hustle to party, and you eat something quickly

person one: “i’m hungry but we gotta get to this party”
person two: “have a trap snack, dude!”

by bttxy February 25, 2018

Special Snack

Stunningly beautiful female with an appetite for cheese. She can often be found at night in her underwear, sneaking into fridges to collect cheese for consumption.

She is also keen to large amounts of alcohol and loves to party

If you happen to come across one make sure to bring some sprite because she might be thirsty

She is a Special Snack, just look at her with all that cheese

by Mathisa February 18, 2019

Dutch Snack Bag

When you sneak into the office fridge and fart in your co-workers bag of snacks that's in their lunch bag and then close it back up.

"Aw shit! Tommy, did you dutch snack bag my chips?!?!"

by DarthCampana June 11, 2019