When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.
When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.
by The Palvorichk Thrust March 29, 2007
Get the Textbook Slapmug. A slap that creates a loud WHAP sound. As seen on a webcomic called Sweet FA. Have a look on www.sweet-fa.tk and see if you can find one!
Luke: Hah! Told you you coudln't beat me at Super Mario Kart!
Johnson Jones: Shut yer trap before I whap slap you fool!
Luke: I'll be good.
In this example, Luke obviously knows the raw might that a whap slap can contain. Should this power ever be unleashed upon the world, anarchy shall reign supreme.
Johnson Jones: Shut yer trap before I whap slap you fool!
Luke: I'll be good.
In this example, Luke obviously knows the raw might that a whap slap can contain. Should this power ever be unleashed upon the world, anarchy shall reign supreme.
by Turmi January 6, 2006
Get the whap slapmug. Following several hours of coitus, the female partner finds herself satisfied but exhausted - unable to move a muscle. At this point the male uses his penis and scrotum to victoriously smack his lady friend about the face and neck.
by Big_DantheMan February 10, 2007
Get the victory slapmug. To Slap someone repeatedly on the forehead/face with your penis while they have passed out at a party.
by Andy Scotland December 7, 2007
Get the wank slapmug. When DK does a control F on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each result.
"It's because I'm left handed" is his idiotic answer.
"It's because I'm left handed" is his idiotic answer.
by The Big 'O' August 3, 2007
Get the Key Slappingmug. by sarah nads & company February 20, 2009
Get the Biddie Slapmug. is a slap to the buttox, back, stomach, or face that has a mix of bar-ba-cue sauce and ranch dressing.
by riler January 17, 2010
Get the Banch Slapmug.