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no shower, no sober

Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.

"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.
"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."

"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"
by Elenitsa August 18, 2006
mugGet the no shower, no sobermug.

baby shower

when you wear a condom and dump the remnants or refuse of your seed on her head
by stubadub2000 January 24, 2010
mugGet the baby showermug.

european shower

Different from an american shower. When you get up in the morning, you just wash your face and run some cologne in your hair. The europeans are known for having lower standards or cleanliness.
Lady: Hey co-worker, your hair looks all greasy and you smell funny, did you even take a shower this morning?
Guy: Yea, i took a european shower.
by barbarino October 4, 2005
mugGet the european showermug.

shower boner

Is a hot/warm wrinly penis as soon as you get out of the shower. It HAS to be LIMP to be a shower boner!
Man I got out the shower as my woman walked in. She seen my Shower Boner in all its glory!
by Ryan from Ohio December 29, 2005
mugGet the shower bonermug.

Baby Shower

when you blast cum on a girls face.
I killed millions of my potential babies when i gave your girl a baby shower last night.
by Luis Gonzo January 8, 2008
mugGet the Baby Showermug.

Silver shower

Second only to the golden shower, the silver shower consists of urinating on one’s self while doing a hand stand. Typically used for those curious about a golden shower or someone craving a golden shower but cannot find a urinater.
Hey guys, sorry I smell bad, I gave myself a silver shower today.
by Hammer20 November 3, 2011
mugGet the Silver showermug.

jungle shower

When you take a shower in the same bathroom as a toilet with an unflushed bowel movement. The humidity increase from the hot running water amplifies the smell of the feces, usually to an unbearable level.
Hopped in the shower, but forgot to flush, ended up taking a jungle shower.
by bishun November 22, 2015
mugGet the jungle showermug.

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