Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.
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A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
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Hide and Seek is a game law enforcers play with criminals. It's like Cops and Robbers. You start off by murdering someone (let's say this is a joke for legal purposes but know that it isn't). Then you need to get rid of the body. I won't tell you how I do it because the fun comes from being creative (yeah this is a joke. Not really). So figure out the way you like to dispose of dead bodies. You'll get the hang of it if you play this game enough. I already mastered this game. Hahaha. After you kill the person and get rid of the body you will have less than a week until a loved one files a missing persons report. That's when the game begins. Hahaha. The law enforcers will be the seekers and the person you murdered will be the hider. You win by never getting caught. Have fun playing Hide And Seek!!!
Based off of my definition... Let's hope we never cross paths in a game of Hide And Seek. Only one of us will walk away if we play...
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