St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

Peppermint patti

Two black dudes smashing out a pale white girl.

Me and my bro met this pastey white chick last night. We ended up having a peppermint patti.

by Digdogger August 5, 2018

Krabby Patty

The act of grabbing both labia majora like a sandwich and striking the vagina & clitoris orally during cunnilingus.

That pussy was so fire I had to make a krabby patty.

by LeftSideDown August 9, 2018

Hank Patterson

Self proclaimed fly fishing expert and guide! Teaches at YouTube University. Typically found with a beer in hand.

So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.

by Soapp August 9, 2018

snatch patty

Kehoe

Kehoe is a snatch patty

by treyway bitch suck dick September 23, 2018

Slattern Pattern

A tramp stamp, but on the front. Usually highly sexualized or completely ordinary.

Guy: man she had 2 dolphins jumping over a rainbow right above her pussy.
Friend: Weird Slattern Pattern, you finish?
Guy: Nah, flipped her over, her tramp stamp said “Daddy”

by Bushido711 October 4, 2018

York patty

A York patty, not to be confused with a pepper mint patty, is when you are fucking a girl from behind while chewing mint gum, and when you are about to cum, first put the gum in her ass, and then cum in there behind it.

Dude, this chick was savage. She asked me to finish with a York patty!

by Paisley Slayzher October 16, 2018