Hair putting in 2 weeks notice

When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.

He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.

by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021

Put those eyes on the other side

The equivalent of "Turn that frown upside-down," but on the internet.

CandyGurll776: I h8 my life, ugggghhhh :(
Broski23: Heey, put those eyes on the other side (:

by Broski23 October 21, 2011

playstation live and put it in your eye

when you watch PlayStation live with a girl and nut in her eye.

hey, babe wanna come over and watch some PlayStation live and put it in your eye?

by beansoup23 May 13, 2018

put some joy in my life

getting to jiggle some boobs or seeing boobs being jiggled in your face.

so we were sitting at the bar and this chick comes up and "put some joy in my life"...

by dymend June 04, 2009

PUT SOME DIRT IN YOUR MOUTH

SHUTUP

TEACHER THEY WERE READING WITHOUT LISTENING

"PUT SOME DIRT IN YOUR MOUTH, PATRICIA"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020

bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor

one of your options when the mutha fuckin law is in your rearview mirror

"Shit, man, the motha fuckin laws behind me. What the hell am i gonna do?"
"Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor"

by natetorious September 30, 2009

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.

jill: on top of the fridge

ryan: walks in

ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

by that.ali3n August 23, 2020