Milford planet fitness

The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.

Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness

by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024

Fitting Plates

The act of sexually penetrating a man's ass.

I can't wait to get to the homosexual orgy and start fitting plates.

by ClapMaster March 20, 2024

Silly plants

A word disguised as the word weed

“I fucking love silly plants!”

by Taperoid March 29, 2024

Sebi_Planet

Sebi_Planet is the planet with the cheapest fast food in the Merklonian_Solar_System.

It has a staggering 479 McDonalds' space station shops, along with other fast food mini-satellites.

Since the planet is quite large, an average day lasts 32 hours. The average temperature is 15-20 degrees C°, whilst it is about -100C° at the poles.

It has three moons: Dobr, Xenotopia and Ettale.

Sebi_Planet is part of the Merklonain_Solar_System.

by The Astrologists April 5, 2024

Halcyonic Planet

Any planet in a halcyonic system (i.e. KMT-2020-BLG-0414L b, WD1054–226 b, WD 1856 b, etc.)

There are also halcyonic dwarf planets, the only example of which is WD 1145+017 b.

In 2020, we discovered the first halcyonic planet around a white dwarf.

by An_Idot September 21, 2024

Captain Planet Fart

When you fart with Wind, a little Earth, a lot of Fire, a little Water, and a lot of Heart.

Barbara ate curry last night and couldn't stop Captain Planet Farting.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

Indian Plane Landing

A sexual act when an unclean man sits on a woman’s chest and titty fucks her. This results in a shitty skid mark left on her chest.

I met this fat bitch at the club and ended the night coming in hot with an Indian Plane Landing

by willwithit February 9, 2026