by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025
Get the Peanut Butter Breath Of Versaillesmug. Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.
Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"
by Wolf13 October 24, 2014
Get the Open the peanut buttermug. When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person
“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything”
by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025
Get the Peanut butter jelqingmug. the name peanut butter and jelly would make sense as a synonym for explosives training when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing.
by Sexydimma December 2, 2014
Get the peanut butter and jellymug. by Jerrt234 June 8, 2020
Get the Peanutmug. When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
Get the Peanut Butter Blessingmug. 