Pardic

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Within a situation: When there are too many choices to choose from.

Her rather pardic situation lead her to leave the store

by ASD.LOADING... October 3, 2023

Parishville Party Gag

Parishville party gag

"It is the act of stealthily replacing your deployed tampon with an unused party popper. Then asking your boyfriend to pull the string and remove the fake tampon in hopes of having sex."

"I was about to get my red wings last night, but she pulled a Parishville party gag on me."

by Rezboy sunday October 13, 2023

Parisian Picnic

When tourists lay out some picnic rugs and consume crackers and wine, whilst watching you and your sexual partners Eiffel Tower each other.

Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.

by Jobman212 October 21, 2023

paris turner

cutest person ever

you are paris turner

by goodbouncy November 5, 2023

Paris trombone

1. A type of bike rack used in Paris that allows two bikes to be locked on either side of the rack without the pedals clashing.
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes

1. I locked up my cargo bike at the Paris trombone down the street, it's really nice that it accommodates longer bikes!
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone

by RecklessPete December 21, 2023

pardickulates

Small particles in the air (usually from males named Brad, Mitch, or Christian) that contain essence of dick. Side effects of inhilation may include but are not limited to;
Becoming a gay
Slobbing knob
69ing the homies
An uncultured attraction to not being swole
Mild headaches

"I developed a cough yesterday."
"OH, hopefully you didn't inhale any pardickulates. Do you taste penis?"
"... maybe."

by Ichigo the hallowfied December 21, 2023

Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023