A shit-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. Let's just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. When you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.
Girl 1: Hey girl are you pregnant?
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.
by McJoselyn March 14, 2009
Get the Shit-Baby mug.“Fed baby” is a child born in the care of a pregnant mother and/or father in federal prison. The child is typically placed with family members such as grandparents, aunts or uncles. Some unfortunately go into the foster care system. Similar to “State babies” whose mothers and fathers were incarcerated during their births while in state prison.
I’m a fed baby my birth certificate look different AF! Cardboard, green and don’t even have the race listed on that MF! Smh
by Zee the OG February 24, 2021
Get the Fed Baby mug.A god being that no one or anyone is above. Baby dude is a cat that is so magnificent and majestic, that when you see him you'll love him forever :D.
by Dude1016 May 2, 2020
Get the Baby Dude mug.A small baby of a man, bossy in nature, known to be seen around Flint, Michigan. Known for not having anything of his own. A free loader ("Can I have half of that," or "Is that any good?") and creep-ass, frequents brothel houses who then ejaculates forcefully into prostitutes mouths, has extensive knowledge of all famous serial killers, furthermore claims to have extensive knowledge of cinematic films, only knows the directors of those films, and cant name a single actor. However in reality lacks taste and knowledge of thing. A baby Kraus is also known for it's temper tantrums, hissy fit's and need to always be right as well as crying when he's not. He can often be found trolling the IMDB website. Where him and his 5 friends that go to that site, review movies negativly, without ever seeing them.
Turn on's: winning at monopoly
Turn off's: The jack without the Pak
Turn on's: winning at monopoly
Turn off's: The jack without the Pak
No you cant have half of my sandwich. Stop being a baby kraus.
That hooker really didn't want me to cum in her mouth but I totally baby kraus'd her ass.
That hooker really didn't want me to cum in her mouth but I totally baby kraus'd her ass.
by Jack of Pak January 21, 2008
Get the Baby Kraus mug.A little cutie that looks very cute when trying or pretending to sleep.
Smiles when you say “are you sleepy? Are you sleepy like a sleepy baby”! :)
He also likes to cuddle and makes messes when pouring himself his own milk.
Smiles when you say “are you sleepy? Are you sleepy like a sleepy baby”! :)
He also likes to cuddle and makes messes when pouring himself his own milk.
Him: *yawn*
Me: awe are you sleepy?
Him: ya
Me: awe are you sleepy? sleepy like a sleepy baby
Him: (smiling) ya
Me: awe are you sleepy?
Him: ya
Me: awe are you sleepy? sleepy like a sleepy baby
Him: (smiling) ya
by Owner of the sleepy baby September 17, 2012
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