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Morgz' Mum

when you're in a really cold pool so you piss yourself to warm yourself up
Jesus christ it's so cold in here time to Morgz' Mum
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Aiden Gelston's Mum

This is the mother figure of Aiden Gelston. Her name is Dorine and she is a very kind and loving person. One time she baked be cookies and they tasted really good. everyone should have a mum like this!
Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!
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I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe
I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe
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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
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Your mum

- We need to break up, I think I have a crush on your mum
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bevvo’s mum

the fittest woman to ever live
Oh look, it’s bevvo’s mum, I’d shag that
by LewisThe420BlazeItDatBoi November 22, 2021
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Your Mum

Also known as entity 976. This is a term to describe obese or fat. This has been used by armed americans 8000 times at a minimum a day.
"Oh look its entity 976!"
"do you mean that obese 14 yr old?"
"Yes."
This defines the meaning of your mum in a very realistic way"
by DOOMBOI (I exist) April 10, 2024
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