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Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.
by king kennedy January 13, 2008
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god log

The dog took a god log on the front yard.
by gdawgW March 19, 2016
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Smog Log

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.
by JustaStoner January 13, 2020
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Lady log

When a lady takes a ladylike shit.
Nadine left a lady log in my toilet. Awww.
by JStet July 25, 2021
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Ants On A Log

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.
"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"
by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025
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Hog Log

"Hey Dave, check out those two pigs fucking!"
"That swine has one hefty hog log!"
by 83CoupeDeVille December 6, 2019
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Meat Log

A meat log can be either hard or floppy ans is over 5.3 inches or it is considered a sitck
"Dude out that stick in me"
"It"s a massive meat log bro but it's going in anyway"
"Sure thing bro"
by Big Tipiler Cylinder February 15, 2020
mugGet the Meat Logmug.

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