Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

kansas city lights

A term for a diminutive man, angry all the time and looking for fights.

Jason: That Kansas city lights tried to start crap with me.

Howie: He would start a fight with a nun.

by Howie Cat April 8, 2021

dim light dime

A typically below-average looking girl whose attractiveness increases substantially in low light settings.

Guy #1: Man, that girl you got with was ugly af. 4 at best.
Guy #2: Shit dude, I swear she was at least an 8 or a 9. Total dim light dime, though.

by DirtySuth January 12, 2016

Yellow Light Game

A game played on the inside of a moving car in which the yellow light only needs to be seen by any one or more of the passengers. After the presence of the yellow light is made known, all passengers must try to touch the ceiling of the car. The last individual to touch the ceiling of the car must remove one article of clothing of their choice (if the clothing is a pair like shoes or socks it counts as one piece of clothing, jewellery doesn’t count as clothing). If you can’t remove a piece of clothing you are out and have to sit there until the game ends. The game ends when there is one player left or you get to the destination. Would be a good idea to put clothes on before you step out the car.

Person 1: Yellow Light !
*everyone touches roof of the car before Person 3*
Person 3: I’ll take my top off
Person 2: We’ll keep playing Yellow Light Game until everyone but one person is left

by NSFWGame November 18, 2019

red light runner

A person who doesnt mind having sex with a woman on her period especially during heavy menstruation.

"He didnt care I was on my period and he ran my redlight." He is a red light runner. menstruation scumbags sex tampons

by no.tap. December 31, 2015

red light district

Historically, red light cast by a coloured glass lantern or lamp, was discovered by ancient Egyptians and Romans, to enhance the appearance of human skin complexion. A red light source will cause skin blemishes, freckles, blood vessels, rashes, bruising etc to disappear. Giving the skin a pure and more unblemished appearance.
The ancient prostitution industry soon took advantage of this business boosting optical illusion, installing red lamps in their working environments. As organised brothells developed, paying customers could more readily identify a working girl by the red lamp glow emitted from her window.
As brothell owners and prostitution demands became demographically focused because of common demand, eg areas of high trade, business premises became more concentrated and known as red light districts.

Red light district is a precinct of prostitution

by Dizzy FPV March 3, 2018

Reading Light Syndrome

A debilitating sensorimotor effect commonly experienced by a hyperaware male as a result of a self-inflicted obsession with headboard reading lights that point downward at the female in missionary position during intercourse, whereby the inept man progressively looses his little soft erection and proceeds to pseudonavigate his very impotence by projecting blame on the hanging bulbs that resemble dinking male sexual organs, and by releasing a timed laughter in order to appear in control of his embarrassing limpness

- R: Haha darlin'.. Looks like them LED bulbs want to get in on the action!! Silly me. Sorry. I'm funny.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.

by Nanochka August 18, 2021