uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket

tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!

by p cutta April 10, 2005

New Jersey

it's supposed to smell that bad!

by Nate June 9, 2003

Jersey sunroof

A visor. (Baseball cap without a top)

(Usually at the beach or football tailgate) Nice rockin' the Jersey sunroof there buddy!

by chazillionaire December 29, 2007

Jersey Grip

-To grip ones Male genitalia with the thumb facing down.

-Upside-down baseball bat grip.

That porn makes me want to jerk it jersey grip.

by Tehcnique May 15, 2009

jersey juice

jungle juice (various forms of hard liquor and kool aid) mixed with cough syrup.

She drank jersey juice than proceeded to take her shirt off and dance on a table.

by jerseyy February 22, 2010

Jersey Fudgesicle

the act of giving a woman a Cleveland Steamer followed by a titty fuck. This is done by taking a dump on a woman's chest then delivering a titty fuck through her shit covered cleveage.

George took a shit on Samantha's chest, then George titty fucked her shit covered tits. George just gave Samantha a Jersey Fudgesicle.

by kahn666 November 4, 2011

new jersey breakdance

A style of no-rules, sucker punch ridden street fighting usually executed by the... mmmwell, the lesser educated, unwashed types and characterized by it's unmistakable "daisy-cutter" action . Far more commonly used back in those less litigious 1970's, back when "victims" wouldn't "go running home to tell mommy", this method of combat relies mainly on its sudden, spastic, often Turrets-like moves to stun and mislead opponents. Popular for it's "make it up as you go" nature, the NJB almost always reflects the tipping point,total meltdown,even borderline psychotic state reached by the practitioner

Yo Joey,we went downtheshore last weekend wit Darlene and Dominic. Man that dude's nuts,some guy was checkin' out Donna on the boardwalk and he went all kinda loco , did the New Jersey breakdance on the dudes face and left him layin' there. Hey yoos going to get cheese steaks !?!?? Don't forget Tastykakes !!

by obyjuan_dv May 2, 2011