When your in the middle of fucking and realize that you are not holy and Jesus would not want you fucking for pleasure
Damn I was having the best sex of my life until I thought about Jesus. I guess I was hit with the Ruckus and Jesus
by Fidget spinner licker April 1, 2019
Get the Ruckus and Jesusmug. Kids with blue eyes and blonde hair, who's parents may have the same trait, and come from the south and brag about how awesome jesus is, even though deep down their awful people.
That new kid from georia is such a Jesus Whompper. He said Jesus loves everyone just before he laughed at the mentally challenged kids.
by carlitohasballs April 7, 2009
Get the Jesus Whomppermug. by Decimator June 28, 2011
Get the Jesus tvmug. Forgives the sins of War criminals, so they may commit war crimes without prosecution and return to Valhalla. Civilians will now be known as "Acceptable Casualties".
Also the leader of the "Geneva Warcriminals" gaming clan on Twitch and Mixer.
Also the leader of the "Geneva Warcriminals" gaming clan on Twitch and Mixer.
by Geneva Jesus November 13, 2019
Get the Geneva Jesusmug. Serving yourself a torn apart piece is bread from a larger serving. Much like Jesus would have cut the bread at the last serving, just tear what you want.
by the timio March 17, 2015
Get the jesus cutmug. by AYY ITS ME YOUR BROTHER! December 25, 2019
Get the Vibing With Jesusmug. Jesus of suburbia is a famous song from Green day's American Idiot album. After the huge popularity of the song the word Jesus of suburbia began being used for people relating to the songs lyrics. Being a Jesus of suburbia means feeling all alone, and it's just you and the world against you.
by DookieNookie February 8, 2019
Get the Jesus of suburbiamug.