stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing

a woman(whore,slut) who is very loose.

wow, i'd like to do her! No you probably shouldn't you could stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing.

by chris_2191 January 31, 2008

Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.

Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

by Randomdude990 January 27, 2016

Irish ear bug

When you load up someone’s ear with bugs, beer, and three leaf clovers for cheating on you

Friend 1: Hey did you break up with Sarah after she cheated on you?
Friend 2: No, I just gave her the Irish ear bug and now we’re fine.

by Lin Gui Ni January 23, 2020

holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleed

Linkin Park.

OWSHIT OWSHIT OWSHIT EARS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
get the point, yes yes?

by Tion The One February 02, 2004

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My entire toolbar text.

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by JadenTheMoose March 06, 2023

Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.

Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."

by ICantWord December 08, 2016

ear syphilis

Syphilis of the Ear Canal

Yo he got Ear Syphilis

by ConcaveAbyss608 January 23, 2018