Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.

Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

Horny hippo

a weird fat chick with big teeth and is probably a bit trashy, who isn't getting laid

Shit man Brooke won't stop being a Horny hippo today

by midget pony 69 January 31, 2021

Horny

Ahhhhhh!!! Fuck cum in me already~

Horny is when you get so in heat that you need to fuck something or someone

by BigMamaOliveCanTakeTharMuchCum March 5, 2022

horny crabs

a person who gets nasty with their lover when they are hard, but you arent there to get it.

we were about to hook up til he got horny crabs, and decided he didnt like it after all.

by mopinko September 13, 2022

Horny jail

If someone is horny they got to go to jail.

A: *Look at horny picture

B: you’re going to horny jail

A: NOO-

Horny jail

by ATG does urban dictionary August 18, 2021

Horny

when you see your crush/significant other

1:Dude I just saw my crush damn they make me horny

2:Dude my girlfriend/boyfriend makes me so horny

by Ihatecocks94 October 16, 2021

Horny

Bitch you know what it means so get of urband dictionary and go to pornhub.com ok bye know

Bye bye horny bitch

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