by MOIST_SOCKS1104 May 7, 2018
Get the Snapchat hoemug. by Jplsp March 21, 2017
Get the Dumb-hoemug. someone that uses another person for their mother's cooking (preferably fried dough and other breakfast foods).
person one: "Man, I miss hanging out with sally. Her mom made such good fried dough. Maybe we can be her friend again after stomping all over her self esteem so we can eat her mother's food!"
person 2: "lol, we are such dough hoes!"
person 2: "lol, we are such dough hoes!"
by bohemian queen 111 October 11, 2008
Get the dough hoesmug. Commonly known as the Rave Girl (or hoe-meous glowicus) these girls are known to eat all of your drugs and drain your money with impunity. They are found in clubs), raves, and house parties always armed with either: body paint, light-up hula-hoops, or glowsticks. One can identify a glow hoe by the dead eyes, haggard appearance, and ripped neon pantyhose.
Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.
*WARNING
Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.
*WARNING
Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
"Damn, I shared all my weed and coke with that glow hoe and she just peaced out with all her little glow hoe friends."
"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)
She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)
She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
by boomhauer850 January 22, 2013
Get the Glow Hoemug. Ken: “oh that Morgan is out with a new guy from station 10.”
Ben: “I thought she was with the guy in 15?”
Ken: “Nah, it’s a new guy now. She’s such a hose hoe.”
Ben: “I thought she was with the guy in 15?”
Ken: “Nah, it’s a new guy now. She’s such a hose hoe.”
by Acfireman January 19, 2019
Get the Hose hoemug. Chad looks at himself in the mirror and wonders why he bothered to be born."Damn I am a fugly hoe," he thinks. Then, after a wild night with Chrissy he feels pretty inside.
by MarisaMariamMC October 5, 2008
Get the Fugly Hoemug. A girl who keeps guys around during the winter. Said female will go to great lengths to keep said male wrapped around her finger so that she has access to hoodies/jackets seasonally.
"Dude, she's taken you're hoodie all week long. She's a total hoodie hoe!"
"I know man! But she's cute as hell."
"I know man! But she's cute as hell."
by Casper Marie November 9, 2014
Get the hoodie hoemug.