Goon Poisoning

When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.

I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.

by Bbl master February 23, 2024

Moon gooning

When you and the boys go out at night, take payote and goon in the moonlight.

Friend One. Hey boys wanna go out and moon goon tonight?
Friend Two. Yeah I could go for some moon gooning tonight.

by Crankinghogsallnight December 23, 2023

Goon mobile

The mobile that carries the ghost of the Gooner (Nautica malone)
(Dodge Challenger)

Wow! I just saw a Goon mobile drive by!!
Woozer!

by RIP Nautica February 12, 2025

gooning

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time

“I’m gooning on ur grandma”

by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024

Goon

Funny, goofy, weird person.

You’re such a goon😂

by ugoose June 12, 2022

Flicker Goon

The act of gooning to break a 7 day or longer edge streak. It gets it’s name from your eyelids beginning flicker from the extreme pleasure.

“Yeah I just got done with a 3 day edge streak”
“Bro go for 7 then flicker goon”

by MensMilk May 24, 2024

goon jockey

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.

That prick is a goon jockey.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025