Spoon Gooning

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load

After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024

Goon Slave

A name used for someone who acts as another persons sidekick, often attached onto their master like a leech. The idea of a goon slave comes from the glazing the master receives from the slave, or in other terms 'receiving their goon'

Ethan: "All John ever does is follow me around"

Devon: "Yeah cause he's your little goon slave"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024

goon

To think of someone in a friendly manner

“I gooned to you”

by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025

goon juice

cum

my goon bud got goon juice all over my face during the goon sesh

by goonercheeks58 November 15, 2023

van de goon

A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.

“You’re such a Van de gooner!”

by Jiggler3000 December 2, 2024

GOONING

Essentially is the verb of “goon”

This means to run, So gooning basically means “running”

Person 1: where are you going???

Person 2: IM GOONING TO JESSICA !!

by JustYourAverageJay May 6, 2025

Goon

The person you would see at school jumping the lunch que or trying to piss off teachers just for the fun of it. Just generally devoting their existence to piss people of.

"Have you seen Jack, he's such a goon"

"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"

by Mrgoon February 1, 2020