Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher

A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.

Can I get a peach drink?

“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
“Of course; $7”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023

Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy

a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.

Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit

by I'm too Important for You August 13, 2009

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

by Mazza King October 7, 2018

Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May

Canada has snow.

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.

by Captain Figurative April 3, 2020

Fruit Loop

Somebody who is fruity or corny. They say or do stupid stuff

“Damn, he asked her to prom like that? What a fruit loop”

by Youngith Niggith July 30, 2017

Cutes and fruits

When something is unbelievably cute.

Awhh look at that puppy, it's cutes and fruits!

by Genwa October 16, 2010

fruit loop

The action of aggressively projectile farting a large amount of cereal and milk over some ones wall due to a cough or stimulation of the body. This also has to be done but ass naked and preferably while doing doggy style

"Fuck man I coughed while fucking her last night and I fruit looped all over her wall

by fartsux March 15, 2021