calamari breakfast

when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast

Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.

by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 18, 2017

Breakfasting

Verb. The act of consuming breakfast.
Breakfasting upon an item is to eat it for breakfast.

"Yo Graham, wanna go breakfasting on some toast?"
"I enjoy breakfasting"
"I do not breakfast upon tacos, except on special occasions"

by Zanda Panda August 28, 2008

Breakfasting

When you get glitched crown and r-key in the same run and dilute any pool of items, leading to breakfast being the only item to acquire from any pedestal. it kinda sad

Nerdy gamer: I had this sick run in the Binding of Isaac: Repentance, but than It started breakfasting and didn't get to see anymore synergies.

Normal guy: What the fuck are you talking about

by Johnny sons October 03, 2023

Bed And Breakfast

When you sleep with a girl and she wakes you around 6am to eat her pussy

Friend: Hey you look tired this morning
Him: I've already had bed and breakfast

by Mineslammer May 27, 2019

Bed and breakfast

Oral sex in the morning

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?

by H4XOR13 June 06, 2023

hardy breakfast

a mixture of male semen which is concocted by many men ejaculating into a bowl and a woman promptly eating thy bowl of semen

my friends and i were at a girls house, and we gave here one hardy breakfast

by nigga boy boy May 30, 2018

9pm breakfast burger gang

The 9pm breakfast burger gang is a gang that started in a discord server over a discussion about wether 9pm is breakfast time if you eat your first meal then or not. It is a dangerous cult and religion, beware.

Friend: “Yo have you heard of the 9pm breakfast burger gang?”
You: “No what who is that?”
Friend: “They eat burgers at 9pm for breakfast by not eating anything before that, truly dangerous.”
You: “But isn’t breakfast before 12am?”
Friend: “Breakfast is only your first meal of the day.”

by Le Shrimpu August 06, 2022