Five Nights at Freddy's

A game where a shit ton of shitty shitting robots that shit all over your shit covered shit body while they shitting rape you to a shitty shit death full of shit. I shitting love it. It's the shitting best shitting horror game ever. And it will make you shit your shit covered shitty pants.

Person : AHHHHHHHH!!! FOXY GOT ME!
Person 2 : I think you shit your pants...
Person : Oh yeah... That happens alot while playing this Five Nights at Freddy's...

by imlookingatyou January 23, 2015

jackson five

another term for u-turn

We goin the wrong way. Bust a Jackson Five!

by Mur November 11, 2007

Guy-five

A type of high-five that men employ during celebrations of heterosexual male activities. It is used almost exclusively in relation to conversations where the topic is women, sports or some combination thereof.

Guy1: "So how was your date with Jane last night?"
Guy2: <grin>
Guy1: "No way, you didn't... you DID!"
Guy1 and Guy2: (Guy-five with attendant knowing grins)

by msmyj August 28, 2011

five fingers Mary

A wanker's girlfriend.

Ever since Sheila broke up with me I've been dating five fingers Mary.

by octopod November 25, 2003

seig heil five

The act of bring a straight hand to your chest then raising your hand out in a salute while doing a high five.

Adolf wanted to give Shanequa a seig heil five but she rejected him.

by nomadwillie April 4, 2009

high five bandit

someone that will come in between your highfive with someone and high five you and the other person instead of you high fiveing the person you origonally wanted to.

i cannot really give an example for a high five bandit.

by bobthebuildersexwife February 6, 2007

five knuckle chuckle

a slang term used for male masturbation.

"what took you so long, were you out back doing the five knuckle chuckle?"

"she was so hot, I had to do a five knuckle chuckle when I got home."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008