Fecality

A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomic nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.

Analogous to a “fatality” but without the death.

Chad 1: Hey bro, did you hear about Estéban’s Dad who caused that hobo to have a fecality?

Chad 2: No man, what happened!?

Chad 1: He judo throwed that sucker so hard he shit himself.

by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025

Fecality

A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomous nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.

Analogous to “fatality”.

Chad 1: did you hear about Estéban’s Dad causing that shoplifter to have a fecality?

Chad 2: What!? No dude, what’s that!?

Chad 1: he judo threw him so hard that he shit himself.

by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025

Feceus

The God of Feces. Holy master of all feces everywhere. Can control your bowel functions and make you shit yourself at his command.

Right in the middle of Band class I just unleashed - barraged my pants so hard with uncontrollable diarrhea I slipped and fell in it trying to run. I guess Feceus must have his brown eye on me today.

by Chunkmastarr January 8, 2026

Fecism

Fecism: To worship a big pile of shit. To suck up to something or someone that is morally inferior and stupid.

the lardasses of society practice fecism by owing allegiance to a golf playing sasquatch wearing diapers.

by boggler January 9, 2026

Fecosystem

The universal worldwide network of toilets and those who use them; dominated by apex defecators that roam the land destroying toilets.

Man I thought I was a fecosystem heavyweight from my chili, sour cream and cilantro goose burgers, but I think I'm outclassed, someone just exploded the toilet in that bathroom. Must have been an apex defecator. They scare the shit out of me. Hang on....let me check my pants.

by Chunkmastarr January 12, 2026

Fecal Savant

One who has the magical ability to immediately tap into the Fecodimension, an alternate plane of reality composed entirely of Feces, and use its power to control and manipulate life on Earth.

Don't steal that guy's roll of teepee, he's a Fecal Savant and you'll regret it

by Chunkmastarr January 13, 2026

a fecalyte

Often desbribed as a fling of fecal matter. Also describes a foul or most heinous person in all the land. Often described as being very offensive.

Dude wtf is that?
Its a fecalyte!
eww dont touch it

Dude that guy is a fuckin fecalyte huh?
Yeh lets stay away

by y r u craZy? December 9, 2008