Ethan

A literal fucking tool, nobody ever should confront him. Oh and make joke about wanting to talk to him cause clearly he the dude u use to pay your bar tab or rent bills

Hey ethan sorry for fucking your girlfriend listen I need some money can u spot me some money “Por favor”

Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes

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Ethan by Biggestkikever May 18, 2022

Ethan

A handsome, smart young man.

Oh my he’s such an Ethan!

Ethan by acooleelguy64 May 23, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is wonderful! They’re conscientious and kind and care so deeply about freedom in this life. They want to make things better for others, though they’re not sure how to do it for themselves. They work hard and give amazing hugs, and can always be found when you need them. They’re a flirt but tire of it when it means people only objectify them. They truly enjoy being a human, but are painfully aware of the state of humanity. And yet, they keep going. Despite everything, they’re still here. Everyone deserves an Ethan.

Ethan works and loves so hard. They deserve more

Ethan by Whywouldiputmynameherewtf May 23, 2022

Ethan

Hebrew Origin meaning “strength” which is fitting because Ethan is the type of guy who works out and participates in sports. Not only is he physically fit, but he is strong at heart. Ethan carries a lot of burdens emotionally but does not want to burden others by talking about his problems. He is mindful about using the words that he says and stops himself when he is about to say too much. Ethan is very hard-working, humble, and soft-spoken. He is kind-hearted and thoughtful to those around him. He has a small circle so if you are in, you are extremely lucky. Be mindful of what you say to him because he takes that to heart. Ethan has the most beautiful blue/green eyes that you’ll ever see and it’s easy to get distracted whenever you look at him. He doesn’t like the cowlicks in his hair but he has thick, healthy dark hair. He is shy at first but if you invest your time into him he’ll open up and show off his silly side. Loves dogs and his family. Hates it when people are inconsiderate of others. Adventurous and outdoorsy. Intelligent. Funny. Overall, 10/10 kind of guy.

Person 1: Who did this kind gesture?
Person 2: It was probably Ethan.

Person 1: Classic Ethan.

Ethan by Stairmaster5 May 25, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is so fucking fine and so fucking mine 😻

Ethan is so fine bro

Ethan by ufwlay? May 26, 2022

Ethan

Ethan, the hottest sexiest person ever you can usally find him flashing girls on FaceTime with his nipples even tho his eyebrows take up half of his forehead <3 Ethan is a very kind, funny, but gay (jk) amazing handsome boy and all the girls named Aahliyah fall for him

Ethan is the sexiest person alive

Ethan by Balzzz May 31, 2022

Ethan

The most sexist funny man alive like girlllllll he’s so handsome Ethan is a gentleman although he flashing girls with his nipples on FaceTime he is one of a kind Ethan is special and a girl named Aahliyah thinks he’s the best and goat because Ethan gets all the bitches Ethan’s room is very clean ofc like all the time and he is very funny but he’s gay <3

Ethan is mucho guapo

Ethan by Balzzz May 31, 2022