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bulldog eating mayonnaise

A term used for a swollen vagina after a hot load has been placed deep within and comes leaking out.
Dam bitch your pussy looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise!!
by KY Kid June 26, 2006
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Eat you out

Oral sex in the vagina,

In basic terms licking a cunt.
Person A: I want to do one more thing with you
Person B: What then?
Person A: Eat you out
by dotoriton May 2, 2010
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shit eating grin

The smirk on one's face that makes you want to punch it.
Larry thinks he's funny with his shit eating grin.
by capnbarfy October 14, 2011
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Eat shit and die

The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.

Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.
You no good, two cent whore! You're just like your mother! Eat shit and die!
by gimmedatsammich December 5, 2011
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Eat the Whole Ass

1) To quite literally, eat the whole ass

2) To go all the way with something, similar to "the whole 9 yards"

3) Can also refer to the action of high school students who choose to take all honors/AP classes
1) "You know, in this game, you gotta eat the whole ass bro. Ain't no playing around; you just gotta get in there and eat the whole ass. You know what I'm saying?" ~ Filthy Frank

2) Sometimes, you just gotta eat the whole ass and ask out that hot bitch staring at you.

3) Becky never has time to do anything fun, because she eats the whole ass every year.
by AFuckingMotherFucker June 25, 2015
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Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year
Hey bro, when is ass eating season? 365 days of the year brother
by Ass eater DC69 February 2, 2019
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uber eats-ing

The action of ordering Uber to bring you food because you are too high to drive.
Allyn: “Is our food coming yet?”
Mitch: “Nah, they haven’t even picked it up”
Allyn: “damn.”
Mitch: “There must be a lot of people Uber eats-ing right now.”
by chill_chell March 29, 2019
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