Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.
Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.
Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.
by DarkArtificer February 4, 2017
Get the Chronic Dry Ballsmug. A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass and letting women squirt in their faces and mouths. They will do this with any woman regardless of relationship status e.g a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress etc
This guy needs to go to the health clinic he’s been a dry land shark for ages.
No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
Get the Dry Land Sharkmug. by SodaChan November 8, 2022
Get the dry ass pattiesmug. Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.
by DubSTEPZ August 16, 2016
Get the Brazilian Blow Drymug. An upgraded version of small dick energy.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
by Some random person, idfk August 12, 2023
Get the Dry Dick Energymug. to masturbate, particularly in a fashion that you believe to be subtle, but which is in fact blatantly obvious
Originates from an incident on a New Zealand tramping (hiking) trip: One member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just "drying my polypros." NB: Polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.
Originates from an incident on a New Zealand tramping (hiking) trip: One member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just "drying my polypros." NB: Polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.
"Bloody name dried his polypros in his pit this morning."
"Name, can't you dry your polypros somewhere else? I'm right next to you in the tent, mate, and I can see what you're doing."
"Name, can't you dry your polypros somewhere else? I'm right next to you in the tent, mate, and I can see what you're doing."
by A. N. Outcer December 12, 2015
Get the dry your polyprosmug. Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!
by Epic Cool Guy May 25, 2020
Get the Dry aged beefmug.