Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin

I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing

by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019

Chocolate Knuckles

When you’re 2-3 fingers deep in your partners bootyhole and a little shit comes out and runs down your hand.

“ I finger banged her ass so hard I got chocolate knuckles.”

by knasty13 May 18, 2018

Chocolate milk

Chocolatey perfection. Chocolate milk is the best thing you will ever drink in your entire life. If you are as unlucky enough to not have tried it yet, go ahead, do it. You will LOVE it.

Guy: hey, have you tried chocolate milk yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy: because it’s the best!

by Jhahhwbs May 22, 2018

Chocolate Senna

Nickname of the 4 time Formula 1 World Champion Lewis Hamilton.
Meaning:
Chocolate - He is the first and only black F1 driver.
Senna - Comparing him to the legendary Ayrton Senna, one of the greatest F1 drivers ever, representing his skills behind the wheel.

Guy1: Chocolate Senna won the 2017 Formula 1 World Championship! He is now a 4 time champion!
Guy2: Who the hell are you talking about?
Guy1: Lewis Hamilton

by BigBoss420 January 2, 2018

Box of chocolates

When a white woman get DP'd by a few black guys...

Oh my gawd Becky look at my box of chocolates . There's so many of them!

by Charlieyoubitme April 23, 2018

Chocolate Brazilian

When you spend too long to wipe after taking a shit so the shit dries to your asshair and you have to pull it off in chunks

Jeff: I gave myself a chocolate Brazilian the other day
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore

by Jthorpe February 4, 2020

Chocolate Boboa

It's a sex act that involves getting someone severely constipated, performing an enema using milk or tea, and shitting out the contents into a tall cup

You then put a straw in the cup and have them drink it.

Guy 1: It sucks malls are closed, I could go for a Chocolate Boboa

Guy 2: All's you need is a funnel and we can make it right now.

by Cicero did nothing wrong April 24, 2020