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Chocolate Meatballs

The process of dipping one's ballsack into a dirty backside, before proceeding to place that same ballsack into the recipient's mouth.
My girlfriend didn't wipe properly last night so I took the opportunity to give her my chocolate meatballs for dinner.
by Choccieboi January 6, 2023
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Box of chocolates

When a white woman get DP'd by a few black guys...
Oh my gawd Becky look at my box of chocolates . There's so many of them!
by Charlieyoubitme April 23, 2018
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Chocolate Dipping

Chocolate dipping is most commonly used when a male or female has long taint hair. After taking a crap you dip the toilet paper in the bowl to get the paper wet for a cleaner wipe.
Haef: “ What the hell is that noise Brock, it sounds like someone is chocolate dipping in the stall right next to me”

Brock: “ Not uhhh! Stop talking I wanna hear it”
by Cap. Haef June 1, 2018
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Chocolate Brazilian

When you spend too long to wipe after taking a shit so the shit dries to your asshair and you have to pull it off in chunks
Jeff: I gave myself a chocolate Brazilian the other day
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore
by Jthorpe February 4, 2020
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chocolate slide

The act of running your finger all the way down your significant others butt crack hitting the "chocolate slide" effect.
Hey Gerald ,have you ever given karina a chocolate slide? Gerald - yeah dude, never again ! I was out of work for four weeks straight with pink eye.
by MUDDERducky May 20, 2017
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Chocolate Mickey

After going Balls deep with anal sex, the balls are then pulled out and look like chocolate mouse ears.
My wife promised anal if she could have some chocolate afterward. I gave her a Chocolate Mickey and made us both happy.
by CocoYetea May 2, 2019
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chocolate doorknob

Yeah, I don't think I'll see her again; she gave me a chocolate doorknob.
by Serious Pancake December 10, 2017
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