chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other

Let me play with your Chinese television👅💦

by That guy that is me January 25, 2016

chinese trapeze

Sexual act involving one parter doing a backflip onto the other partners penis while reciting the points of Mao's five year plan.

Did you hear John broke his dick when Beth tried to Chinese Trapeze him? Also the NSA arrested them for treason.

by Shainiqua January 31, 2016

Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman

"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"

by Cartoon the spoon November 22, 2018

Chinese

A meme that is tje reason why the PaRappa The Rapper fandom needs to stop.

CHINESE
CHINESE
CHINESE
CHINESE
ANYTHING GOES EVEN CHINESE

by Ametislady December 2, 2018

Chinese Fire Slap

When you make a 360 degree turn and then proceed to firmly place your hand across (preferably) the persons face, imprinting your handprint on their face for 1-3 days.

Man, Tyler just chinese fire slapped that weird kid ahmet. His face finna look like a tomato for the next 2 days!

by EDP(.)(.)6969 October 10, 2018

Chinese wide spread

It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it

Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man

by Hog wild November 9, 2018

chinese facelift

After eating a girls pussy till they orgasm you come up from between their legs and wipe the juices off your face and then proceed to bitch slap them with your pussy juice covered hand

Yeah last night I was with Julie and I totally gave her a Chinese facelift..:

by Roscoe2320 August 8, 2017