Lab Cheese

The smegma riddling the labial folds of a filthy whore or prostitute.

Rachel has bad lab cheese.

The whore I banged last night had the worst lab cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Cheese Attack

When your body shuts down because the build up of cheese over time in the arteries.

The Cheese Attack was just awful. Such a shame what she loved the most, killed her in the end.

by Cheese Attack April 1, 2015

Reading Cheese

its a phrase used to say how somethings impossible or hard to understand.

some guy: man, trying to understand this is like reading cheese!
some other guy: ?? you cant read cheese!
some guy: thats what im sayin!

by MCXD September 25, 2010

Cheese Scraper

A cheese scraper is a video game player who is overly skilled compared to friends, they often are seen as underdogs but perform well under pressure

You’re such a Cheese scraper

by SlangMan786 September 9, 2019

Wet Cheese

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.

"Oh, Andrew you wet cheese"

by naklsonofnakkl February 28, 2019

Chicken and cheese

A burger containing crispy chicken with a slice of McDonald’s cheese on top, often eaten lukewarm or cold - the absolute number one drunken nausea or hangover cure.

I was feeling rather sick this morning so I made myself a chicken and cheese, now I feel much better.

I’m going for a chicken and cheese so I don’t throw up after this bender

I drank so much last night that I needed a chicken and cheese

by Spooketh February 22, 2021

Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020