turd cake

A "turd cake" is a useless little nerd, most often they are in their early teens, like 12 year old boys.

BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.

ex: Mr. Charles, can I have this? Mr. Charles, can I have that?
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.

Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.

by Max Chill February 26, 2010

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Lava Cake

When calling it a muffin top just doesn't do it justice. A chicks love handles and fat that just fall over the top of her pants flowing like lava.

You see that fat chick over there? She's fully upgraded that muffin top and has now progressed to a full on lava cake.

by Kaner.88 November 23, 2013

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Carrot Cake

A white girl/woman with a big ass

For a white girl, Katie has a big round ass. I'd love to eat her Carrot Cake! Lol!!!

by Lemon Pepper Papi January 06, 2017

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Muff cakes

1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.

2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.

3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.

Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?

by Mr. Muffcake June 28, 2011

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sticky cake

When in a threesome, after the first guy cums on a female's pussy and it dries partially and cakes up in her pussy hole. Then the next guy might stick his dick in her sticky pussy.

Man I was fuckin' this bitch and I gave her a sticky cake!

by NizzKid January 30, 2004

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