by Realhomedawg April 14, 2016
Get the cookie lady mug.by The Bankster January 31, 2009
Get the team cookies mug."don't date them they are a cookie runner"
what?!! no way!? be thanks for warning me I almost dated a nerd
what?!! no way!? be thanks for warning me I almost dated a nerd
by ihatecookierunkindgomitsucks January 25, 2022
Get the cookie runner mug.Yo is that monkey cookie on your face? It stinks so bad! " Yeah I was at the zoo earlier and made a monkey mad
by Kidsmalls May 24, 2018
Get the monkey cookie mug.The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.
by Cookie Mnstr Luver!!! <3 March 21, 2012
Get the The Cookie Monster mug.That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.
"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"
by Hey boss November 30, 2016
Get the "Cookie" jar mug.A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.
How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.
2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.
3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.
How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.
2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.
3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.
by EinahpetsNayd December 16, 2008
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