mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.

Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…

by JessaCali September 10, 2023

Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Goose bumps

Little raised bumps on your skin to indicate cold or fear. A.K.A skin boners

Ryan: Hey biff, it looks like you're cold.
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!

by Jasmine9292 October 22, 2019

Blimp Bump

When you hold your balls like a brain and someone does a bump in the space between the balls.

Yo I did fat blimp bump off my boyfriend’s ballsack last week

by Fuckboii 3000 November 24, 2020

Bud bump

A man to man hump in the rump. Typically a straight man who finds himself in need to be relieved may call on his gay or bi sexual friend to engage in a sex. Such as a Bro Job or manjob.

This is NOT gay!

Guy 1: Dude, I'm horny AF. Whatta ya say to a little bud bump in da bed!

Guy 2: Sure. I'm down.

by Bro kinda job November 26, 2020

Junjee bumping

Jumping and bumping into something/someone that could cause you serious problems in the future.

I’m going to to the bar the girls there may be worth junjee bumping.

by The Varsha creature December 25, 2020

Bumped

Going to pick up money after a job is completend , yet never actually collecting due too many sob stories that always happen when you need to pay actual money

"Went to Dave for that green and guess what?
BUMPED!!!!!!

by Stilloriginaligloo October 28, 2020