sustainer beer

n.

An inexpensive brand of alcohol used to sustain a state of inebriation, usually past the point of being able to discern between a good beer and an expensive beer.

Jeff started off his night at the pub with a Guiness and a few Sam Adams. Towards the end of the evening, he was throwing back sustainer beers like Coors Light/Natural Ice/Keystone to sustain his drunkenness.

by ukilledthecat October 10, 2009

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hump beer

Beer consumed on Wednesday or in the middle of a project.

"We are half way through - time for a hump beer."

"This week has been one hot Karl of a week. I could really use a hump beer."

by leon_czolgosz May 21, 2008

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Token Beer

In Australian culture, the concept of the token beer, is the consumption of an alcoholic beverage usually a beer in the afternoon before the utilisation of the drug MDMA. The Token Beer is merely a facade for the consumer before they launch right into the session.

Jase: hey mate we getting on the gear tonight?
Sam: Yeah mate what are we doing before?
Jase: Come to mine around 3 for a few token beers then we will get on the Jono Thurstons later in the Uber to revs!

by Al Geoffies May 13, 2018

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beer mooch

Any person that comes to the party, asks for beer, and then takes it from your fridge against your wishes. Beer mooches are known to invite people you don't know to the party, and will also give them your beer. Any beer mooch's promises to monetarily reimburse you later should be disregarded, as they are typically full of shit to begin with.

Me: Dude, Chuck took beer from my fridge at the barbecue yesterday, after I told him not to! Then he invited over some fuckers I didn't know and gave them my beer!

Jack: Wow, what a fucking beer mooch.

by CaptainSaget August 1, 2008

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Beer leader

typified as a hyperactive beta-male who seeks pleasure by promoting alcohol abuse at fraternity parties. In the presence of a beer leader, ones ability to consume everclear, slam beer bongs, and do multi-minute keg stands is exponentially increased. Sometimes to life threatening limits. Beer leaders capitalize on an extensive lexicon of degrading words and emasculating gestures in order to gain others compliance into drinking more than they cared to.

Beer leader: Dude, lets do keg stands!!

party guy: naw i'm set bro

Beer leader: common pussy! that guy over there said you chug cock! you not a cock chugger are you?

party guy: screw him! who wants to see the worlds longest keg stand!!

by bi-polar bear January 18, 2009

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