bacon biscut with ketchup

when a girl wipes her ass and crotch while she is on the rag, and then wipes her finger under your nose.

See cheeze biscuit and bacon cheeze biscut

Sally gave me a rotten bacon biscuit with ketchup

by graffix chic June 30, 2004

Bacon Sandwich

Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.

Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?

Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.

by Moo Ass March 27, 2009

Bacon Booty

The inevitable girth gain around the buttocks from eating too many breakfast buffets.

Mary gained a Bacon Booty after spending one week on vacation.

by Eric Harmatz May 8, 2006

Bacon Bangs

Hideous, ill-conceived bangs (hair) that resemble the waves and greasiness of bacon.

oh gross, that guy has bacon bangs. what a DOUCHE!

by joerene December 3, 2010

Bacon

1. Meat Candy

BACON
'nuff said

by Catherine Da Great May 8, 2011

bacon

Pig meat (or turkey) sizzled to perfection, if u are hungry, its the ONLY thing on your mind. Like the t-shirt ad says; either you loke bacon or you're wrong!

The saltyness and the crispyness of da bacon makes it THE food of the well, um....... FOREVER!!!!!

Thank you God for giving thy bacon unto us!

Pig good tasty WOOHOO bacon

by john jacob jinglehiemer schmit August 7, 2012

Baconism

A religion preached by the wild kivis. A well known group is the wild kivis of Nebraska, who widely praise this religion. This is a religion, in which people ONLY eat Bacon. They're God is Lord Bacon (bacon be with him) and the traditional "Baconmas" Dinner is a chicken with a turtle, wrapped in Bacon, deep fried and smothered in cheese and chocolate.

They also have a pope, whois currently Adam Richman, the "Man vs Food" guy. Next in line for the pope is Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, and the prophet of 'Lord Bacon' is known as Ethan Kivlahan.

Did you see Ethan the other day, eating 30 tonnes of bacon?!
What, preaching his religion, Baconism?
Yea.
- Observers of the Baconist, Ethan Kivlahan.

by Biscuitnade January 10, 2014