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Bang Envy 

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend has the guts to cut bangs and you don't.

or

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend gets to bang all the hot guys and you are stuck with her sloppy seconds.
1. Tina had such bang envy when she saw how hot Cheryl looked with her new bangs.

2. Tina was ridden with bang envy when Michael hit on her after he had sex with Cheryl.
Bang Envy by Tee Dubs Squared February 11, 2009
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The biggest chuut of all times. They prove that "common sense" is not so common. The "BANGA" species are extremely boring and foolish. Their ancestors were social servants , hence donated their brains. So they are the most irritatin creatures on this earth.
Arre! Youre talkin like a "BANGA".
Kar dii naa banga waali baat.
banga by terapapa June 22, 2009
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bang ya thang 

to masturbate in a complete ghetto way. angry faced, wit your fists tight as hell, and loving it all, yet hating your life.
Guy 1: Yo, You wasn't at the party last night. Where you was at?

Guy 2: I was..... you know jackin off because she left me. Nigga, I needed to nutt.

Guy 1: psssh IIght I get ya nigga, Need to Nutt? bang ya thang.

Girl: smh.......
bang ya thang by swaggedup1595 June 16, 2010

Bang Bang Thursday 

Any Thursday (or other day) of the work week that you take off or call in sick to stay home and have sex all day long, over and over again.

Sore body Friday usually follows.
Bang Bang Thursday is my favorite day of the week.

Bandsman's Shandy

A type of cocktail drunk as a test of courage by members of a brass band. It is made typically by taking one shot of every spirit available behind the bar into a pint glass, and then topping it up with a mixture of lager and cider ('snakebite').

Occasionally, it is used to fill trophy cups after a major contest victory.
'So what were you drinking last night to be so hungover?'

'I had a Bandsman's Shandy.'

'Epic.'

BAGS ATTACK 

OMG, they're everywhere!!! It's a BAGS attack!!!
BAGS ATTACK by BAGS_with_an_S August 17, 2012

bang eyes 

A look seen in the eyes showing the desire to have sex with the person the eyes are directed towards
Chris totally had the bang eyes for Alex
bang eyes by Crazylah October 9, 2013