april 23

a day where you get to slap anyone no questions asked.

you: its april 23. you know what that means...
random person: ok! do it!

by ihatemen:) October 18, 2021

April 1

People born on April 1 have the biggest dick.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.

-Your dick is so big!
-Yeah i was born on April 1

by thatbitchfromtokyo August 01, 2022

april 6

april 6 is the day u can punch the best u hate the most.
its national punch the bitch day!!!
now go punch that bitch

its april 6 ima punch u bitch! fuck u!

by i.hate.everyone.. April 06, 2022

April Gordon

The most AWESOME PERSON IN THE WORLD. You should do whatever they say. They are the most beautiful person ever

Name a queen: April Gordon

by rara poop nickel February 16, 2022

april 22nd

HEARTSTOPPER DAY !!!!!! heartstopper will be out on netflix april 22nd

someone: why are you so excited about april 22nd ?
me: cause that's when heartstopper comes out

by taoscatbean April 20, 2022

April 22nd

International Piss Day!

(S)elebrating your ability to piss.

"Today is April 22nd! Happy International Piss Day Tyler!"

by TealTip April 22, 2021

April 21

Bring your youngest coworker a Baja Blast today at work

It’s April 21, so I should bring my youngest coworker a Baja blast at work today

by Frillot April 21, 2022