tell some jokes

smoke mariganja

it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.

"Hey DOOD, let's go tell some jokes"

"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"

"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"

by PuhPADDYDDIESALSONnanana January 1, 2012

lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

A whole joke

A thing that's got no dad no father no love and no one
Someone who thinks that world revolves around them with those crusty dusty musty and certainly not crunchy lips ( please put on
Vaseline my brother)

Person 1: Did you see om...
Person 2: Nah the only thing I saw was a whole joke

by Reaaaaa June 17, 2023

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023

Joke

Something that has meaning, unlike your life.

Person A: My life's a joke
Person B: No it's not, jokes have meaning dumbass

by Pweesh__ May 8, 2021

Inside Jokes

the thing that urban dictionary rejects. 👁👃👁

⭕️🗯

Cardi: yo these inside jokes funny af
B: wtf are the jokes?

by AnyaForger May 8, 2022

Elwood Joke

A joke that is really bad and is usually used after a funny joke. The Elwood joke cancels out the funny joke and makes everyone upset because they can no longer enjoy the funny joke due to how bad the Elwood joke is.

Elwood: You are a pitch.
*Only Elwood laughing*
That’s a p**** b****.
*Still only Elwood laughing*
Lenox: You just told an Elwood joke my boy.

by dheeh November 28, 2019