Chinese Finger cuff

When 2 males, 1 uncircumcised. Put their penis tip to tip and the uncircumcised pushes the foreskin over the penis of the circumcised.
Matt and Daniel found a way to become one by doing the chinese finger cuff as they have never been closer.
by Gupstyle April 26, 2025
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Chinese Ninja Star

A sex act involving at least 6 people. One person lays down with all their limbs spread out, like a 5 pointed star, and each other person begins using a limb (2 feet, 2 feet hands, face) for sexual pleasure.
Oh my god, this chinese ninja star is amazing. I can't believe where that foot went.
by Shadow3031 April 09, 2015
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Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
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Chinese Backdoor

When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.
After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.
by Obiwannobie April 22, 2020
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chinese toothache

2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.

Pronounce it slowly!
I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!
by March 05, 2024
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chinese poodle

When an Asian man has a hairy dick.
by allahu Ackbar April 21, 2017
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